Our 88 MINUTE COMEDY
IS NOW RELEASED!
KICK BACK, RELAX, AND PUFF 😎
Appearance on SIIUS/XM Howard 101 with
Co-founders of Psychedelic Pictures
Producer/Actress: Jolana Opava
Wrtter/Director/Actor: Tod Lautenberg
We are searching for financing and co-producers to do an international production of the feature film "The Hippy Vampire
-We also have a ten episode Netflix style television series called "The Lounge,"
The show is "Cheers" Meets Entourage.
We want to expand markets for our award winning 88 minute comedy Psychedelic Pictures Presents:
SCREENWRITERS FOR HIRE:
I have been writing screenplays for hire cased on notes on ideas from film companies and agencies that are developing ideas into screenplays.
I have written seven screenplays and 9 pilots for hire in the last few years specializing in comedy. Including my own work, I have written
over two thousand pages of screenplays and love doing it. We can work things out within your budget. We also write budgets, shooting schedules and business plans.
The Gang from Psychedelic Pictures Storm Cannes with the 93 minute comedy feature "Puff"
The World tour of the 93 minute comedy "Psychedelic Pictures Presents :Puff" continues at The Venice Film Festival in Italy!
I have had a dream to make the world smile since I was a child.
I wrote a Bio/Mission Statement to give you guys a sense that what we are doing is directly connected to the culture. We were definitely tested.
I keep meeting kindred spirits that have experienced similar challenges. We are not the only people on this mission to make people laugh.
Comedy is an Ancient Art of Alchemy.
We take Hate and turn it into Love..
And all we get in return is a clown nose and a horn. :0)
I watched the friends and family around me become sadder and sadder. People feel constricted and isolated these days. Fear and a seeming lack of choices forces them to behave in a way that is distasteful to themselves. Unfortunately their own voice of defiance has been drowned out by the opinions of their parents, friends, and employers, etc. Things get worse for many of us with each year making us feel less connected and more alone.
As a teenager I went to Israel to participate in a leadership program under the tutelage of Benjamin Netanyahu. During my stay, a friend of mine was assaulted and the witnesses just laughed at her instead of helping. I was filled with rage and a desire of revenge. I could not stand by and watch the people I love suffer, so I decided to move to Israel and become a soldier. I went to inform a Rabbi that I had befriended about my decision excited to hear his feedback. He looked at me asked me if I realized how funny I am. He said I could take a bad situation that would drive another man to kill and disarm it with a little bit of laughter. He asked me if I ever saw Caddyshack, which happened to be both my favorite film and the very place I saw my first breast!
The Rabbi smiled at me and said “No one wants to be Judge Shmails!”. No one wants to be cheap, or racist, or a bully. Anxiety is a killer. It can leave you spinning out of control to where you no longer can think or concentrate over the volume of your situation. Seeing a film can allow people to exhale again, so can they can solve their own problems.
Any society that views Joy as Frivolous is Doomed. :0(
So I went home to New Jersey to write fart jokes. :0)
Years later I went to college at Arizona State university to study business to become a…. Lawyer?
As boredom set in at a business class, a girl sitting next to me invited me to a Grateful Dead Show in Carson, CA. I jumped in a van with a few kids I knew and went out to the Show. That day in Carson ended up being one of the most defining moments of my life. I had what alcoholics often refer to as “A Moment of Clarity”.
I realized that I wanted to be a writer. My family had convinced me that if I didn’t have corporate job by 25 that I would become ”Unhirable”. Suddenly I was surrounded by bikers, hippies, artisans, painters, drummers, gypsies and none of them had fallen off of the earth. In fact they all seemed to be pretty happy. I made a decision to change my major to writing. After Film School at Columbia College in Chicago, I moved to Los Angeles with the dream of picking up trash as a production assistant in the Movies. After a few years I found myself working on the writing staff of “The Simpsons” at Fox. It was like boot camp for comedy writing with 30 guys competing with each other to be funny.
The day I left “The Simpsons” I ran into an old friend from my Grateful Dead days, who was working as a producer. Years before, I had talked him out of a bad experience outside a Grateful Dead show in Oregon and he remembered it and got me a job on the great film "Independence Day". I called my Dad and yelled: ”Don’t ever tell me again that The Grateful Dead never did anything for me Dad!”
“Independence Day” pushed me to really grow as a storyteller. I ended up working on VFX in Post and met the great editor David Brenner of Oliver Stone’s seminal film “The Doors”. I relayed to him how “The Doors” had rescued me from a bad experience on Mushrooms.. He said that the intention in the editing room was to use music and drama to affect a change in consciousness. It clicked inside of me that if I added comedy to that equation that “Psychedelic Pictures” could be a vehicle to accomplish the same goal. David told me that if I wanted to write and direct, a great place to start is working in the editing room. My job as an assistant would involve organizing, cataloguing and memorizing all the footage in the movie. Also I would sit for months with the Director helping to transform his vision into a final product. People would trust me more to direct because I had experience delivering the thing that is sold. After all a Director’s job is to give the editor what they need to complete the work.
A friend recommended me for a job with Richard Halsey, the oscar winning editor of “Rocky”, “Sister Act”, and “Down and Out in Beverly Hills.”as an assistant editor. The day after my last editing class I got a job on my first movie with him. Thanx to his mentorship, I was able to work for the past 19 years as an editor on TV shows like “Scrubs” & “Damages”, on films like “Spiderman 3” & “The Wishing Tree”, on nine feature documentaries, and many more. I got an interview with Ron Howard to edit the trailer for “The Davinci Code after I editing a season of “CSI:NY” at CBS. I was unlocking my car when I was struck by a moving car. I woke up with my body broken in the hospital not knowing if I would ever walk again. All I could think of was all the excuses I ever made not to follow through on my goals and it made me sick.
I found myself never being able to sleep through the night again without waking in horrible pain. The pain killers they originally gave me were too hard on my kidneys. A doctor prescribed me medical cannabis and I was able to sleep again and even begin to exercise again without pain because of the extra rest I was getting. I decided to move to Manhattan in order to write, edit, direct, and act in my 1st feature comedy movie.
I accomplished that goal with my partner Jolana Opava with “Psychedelic Pictures Presents: Puff”. The multi talented Jolana Opava produced, designed the costumes and sets, cooked, and appeared in front of the camera as well. We had a screening at the Chashama Festival in New York that went terrific. A group of Chinese students stood up and danced in the aisles for half the film. When we got home a fire had burned down our apartment. A gas pipe broke and it burnt my work chair into dust, which luckily I wasn’t sitting in at the time! Firemen came in and rescued my 2 cats Jake and Elwood and hosed down the fire. Everything I owned was destroyed. The next day I got a call from a friend of mine who owns a Pizza place in Denver. He hired Psychedelic Pictures to write produce, and shot 2 commercials for them to promote their business.
We moved to Colorado and produced our first 2 commercials as a production company. After completing the job, we moved back to L.A. after a ten year absence. Ever since I was hit by a moving car, I found myself never being able to sleep through the night again without waking in horrible pain. The pain killers they originally gave me were too hard on my kidneys. A doctor prescribed me medical cannabis and I was able to sleep again and even begin to exercise again without pain because of the extra rest I was getting. My Father and Grandfather both owned Pharmacies. That makes me a 3rd generation Medicine man. I just use jokes to heal sick souls. The culture has been changed forever from cell phones. The average young person is lost in a virtual world with signs pointing in every direction. There is a sense of isolation out there. Young people are desperate to connect to each other in a real tangible way.
At Psychedelic Pictures we have seasoned professionals working to stop this creeping malaise in it’s tracks.
Yes, people will be inspired to see the music we include in our work and this will get them out of their virtual world to go out and see live Rock and Roll with other humans. Plus they get to jump around and dance with other people. Now we are talking about a personal connection. Problem solved baby! Psychedelic Pictures is willing to play the fool for the greater good. We are attempting to give back the love that was handed down to all of us when we were growing up. Sometimes something as small as a reassuring grin can light up someone’s heart in this tired and weary world. My Grandpa used to say if you shoot for the stars, then you might hit a few mountain tops. We must embody the change we believe in with Faith, Hope, and Love. This is no longer a theoretical concept thanks to your pals at Psychedelic Pictures. We will encourage you to giggle. Like the Blues Brother’s before us: We are on a Mission from God to make you laugh!
The world is going nuts with music. Thailand and Brazil have an uncountable number of people dancing on the beach all year round. These people are involved in a cultural change. We intend to be leaders in this new global music community. We have relationships with many of the bands and be assured: We Will Rock You. It is Undeniable! The only reason that no one has made another Animal House or Caddyshack is that no one has the guts to go for it. It is hard to be bold in this P.C. environment that sucks all the courage out of any room.
The filmmakers have forgotten to entertain the audience before lecturing them. We are not afraid to be silly in a world of scams, bombs, and victims. There are more desperate things to be afraid of then Weed my friends. Let us instead rekindle the Magic that founded: The City of Dreams: Los Angeles, California.
Directed By Tod Lautenberg
Produced by: Psychedelic Pictures as 2 web ads.
I edited both commercials together for shits and giggles!
Psychedelic Pictures Presents: Puff
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